Signed Print Books

ETA: You can now purchase signed print copies of River in my shop right here.

Signed River print books are $10 + shipping (which varies depending on your location). If you want them signed to someone in particular, please make a note of it in the PayPal note box, otherwise it’ll just include my signature.* If it’s for a gift, like a birthday, please make a note of that as well (and double check name spelling). Ensure your correct address is listed with PayPal because that’s where the book will be shipped.

They will be added to my online shop eventually, I just have to figure out some things to have the different shipping options and banging my head against the laptop is just not priority right now.

Canada: $10 + $7

US: $10 + $10

UK Surface (6-8 weeks) : $10 + $10

UK Air (much faster than 6-8 weeks): $10 + $18

I don’t have shipping costs for other locations yet. If you’re from a different country, let me know and I can look into it (or use the UK Air option as it’s probably close).

I am going to the post office toward the end of this week with a couple more River campaign packages, so anything ordered will ship out with them. Otherwise, understand I can’t get to the post office very often now so if you order a book, it may take a few weeks to ship.

There are also just ten or so copies available–I’ll delete the buy links here when I’m out of stock until I order a handful more (if I think they’ll sell).

Otherwise, there is nothing new. I continue to be ill, most medical professionals bring new meaning to Completely Fucking Useless (one day I will blog about Dr. D-Bag and Nurse Practitioner Savior Complex…one day when I can laugh instead of weep uncontrollably), but the cats are quite pleased with the amount of time I spend in bed now so at least someone is happy. Have patience if you email me and I promise if I’m quiet I’m not dead yet (well, if I am, I made a nice feline meal).  Thank you to those who check in to see how I’m feeling–that means a lot.

* If you ask me to inscribe the book with “something unique and interesting”, I will literally write “something unique and interesting.” Seriously, that drives me fucking nuts. Everyone tries it. Don’t.