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Wherein I Post Random Dialogue
Submitted by Skyla on Tue, 01/12/2010 - 15:21
Guess who says what! 
Also, it's all out of order.
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“People like me don’t get second chances.”
“Shouldn’t she be learning to teleport so that we don’t have to come all the way over and drag her out of bed?”
“Jesus Christ—so I'm lying when I say I'm not fucking around and I'm lying when I say I am. Fucking women.”
“The lack of yelling is freaking me out.”
“I can’t feel half of my face. I’ll yell tomorrow.”
“We don’t normally do this sort of thing—what would you call it? Torture? So I’m improvising.”
“Dating boys can lead to pregnancy and STDs—”
“I’m pretty sure girls can give you STDs too.”
“Do you have a slutty nurse uniform?”
“There’s your truth. You want someone who’s going to comfort you and say pretty things, then get the hell out here and find that someone because it’s not me.”
“And he has no want of a killer. No want of a witch. The only one who wants you, love, is the devil—and he'll be by to collect your soul.”
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Quotes from the next several chapters. Lots of different people. And...that's it in terms of hints.
New Random Dialogue
New batch of random things. One of them is even from the beginning of Part Four (which is not yet written).
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"But you know, you said to me that people like you didn’t get second chances. What if you did?"
"If you won’t exorcise your demons, are you really committed to saving her?"
“What do you want? You already fired me.”
“Let you go,” he corrected.
“With a nice severance package, I remember. Now...what do you want?”
“You remember Alex Dobokova?”
“I think she punched me once. Whatever happened to her?”
“She’s dead.”
Silence. “Oh. Cool.”
“You’ve never taken a life, Sage.”
“Then I’ll start with his.”
"Look, I’ll probably be back in a couple of hours. You'll get laid then, unless you think you can give me the most amazing hetero sex ever to convince me to do it again and get me to Cade's, all in fifteen minutes."
"What did you do?"
"Worse than you'd like to imagine."
Bonus if you can guess who this one is about: “There can be no fault so great as to upset the balance of goodness in you.”
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"She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape."
Ohhh. What fun!
1.“People like me don’t get second chances.”
Michael
2.“Shouldn’t she be learning to teleport so that we don’t have to come all the way over and drag her out of bed?”
Sage
3.“Jesus Christ—so I'm lying when I say I'm not fucking around and I'm lying when I say I am. Fucking women.”
Thad
4.“The lack of yelling is freaking me out.”
“I can’t feel half of my face. I’ll yell tomorrow.”
Gen to Michael
5.“We don’t normally do this sort of thing—what would you call it? Torture? So I’m improvising.”
Merri? Tough one...
That was hard! I hope there another one!
6.“Dating boys can lead to pregnancy and STDs—”
“I’m pretty sure girls can give you STDs too.”
Gen to Merri
7.“Do you have a slutty nurse uniform?”
Levi?
8.“There’s your truth. You want someone who’s going to comfort you and say pretty things, then get the hell out here and find that someone because it’s not me.”
Wow. SO Michael. But it might be misleading...
9.“And he has no want of a killer. No want of a witch. The only one who wants you, love, is the devil—and he'll be by to collect your soul.”
Natayla
If one person gives another person five dollars out of kindness do you think that person will give up the five dollars for someone who needs it more?
Answer: Probably fracking not!
Oooh, good answers! 4 right,
Oooh, good answers! 4 right, 4 wrong, and 1 that's pretty close.
In all fairness, two of those quotes are from people who haven't appeared in the story yet. I just thought they were good teasing quotes to add.
3 are in the next chapter, btw.
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"She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape."
Sneaky!
Three new characters? I am most intrigued by this! I cannot wait for your next installments.
Just out of curiosity was number seven. The slutty nurse one. It deeply baffles me...
I really hope that one's coming soon!
If one person gives another person five dollars out of kindness do you think that person will give up the five dollars for someone who needs it more?
Answer: Probably fracking not!
Oh, that was my bad--three of
Oh, that was my bad--three of the quotes in the next chapter. I think all the characters are old ones in Ch. 14. A new character will be in 15, and the other one doesn't appear for awhile.
Also, I think Feb's mid-month spoiler will involve me posting the Part Four blurb with words blocked out so everyone can mad-lib...
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"She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape."
So, I just found this section
Call me delayed... it's normal.
So I'm just going to say the ones I think Ziggy got wrong. Here it goes,
3.“Jesus Christ—so I'm lying when I say I'm not fucking around and I'm lying when I say I am. Fucking women.”
Michael?
5.“We don’t normally do this sort of thing—what would you call it? Torture? So I’m improvising.”
I think this one's Gen
6.“Dating boys can lead to pregnancy and STDs—”
“I’m pretty sure girls can give you STDs too.”
Gen's dad to Gen.
7.“Do you have a slutty nurse uniform?”
Thad
9.“And he has no want of a killer. No want of a witch. The only one who wants you, love, is the devil—and he'll be by to collect your soul.”
Have no clue.
Michael!
Michael asked the slutty nurse one! That was the world's most shocking moment! *rollingaroundlaughing*
If one person gives another person five dollars out of kindness do you think that person will give up the five dollars for someone who needs it more?
Answer: Probably fracking not!
I guess I can reveal #9,
I guess I can reveal #9, since it doesn't come up for awhile. It's Jacob. (And that's not a mysterious guy from Lost.)
I'll even give another hint, as this is the spoiler section after all...Jacob is someone's brother.
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"She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape."