spell

we've been getting lots of blog hits from people looking for the ingredients for goofer dust. what does miss briar malik use?

here's my recipe:

- graveyard dirt
- sulphur
- snakeskin
- dead bugs
- black pepper
- salt

grind all that up with your mortar pestle. voila: goofer dust.

lots of schools of thought on what graveyard dirt to use. maybe that can be another post. and for dead bugs, i figure the grosser the better.

there you go. easy to make. watch how you use it--it's best to use on slutty girls who steal boyfriends and almost-boyfriends. not that i have anyone in mind or anything, tho.

if we ever get the online shop up and running, maybe we'll sell some.

question came through twitter a week ago from this really annoying girl. usually i ignore annoying people but it was a good question.

Hey @briarhoodoo can you make DON'T Follow Me Boy Oil? Is there something like that? I have a boy I'd like to get rid of.

one of the problems with follow me boy oil is that...well, boys follow you. use it wisely or you'll end up with stalkers. I KNOW THIS. so how about a spell to get rid of stalkers?

this, i shall ponder and get back to you.

how about you, rooties? how would use you use hoodoo to get rid of a boy you don't like?