missing lil

since i was the one running the site, madam curio never kept up with the log in information and basically handed it over to me. so i'm keeping it up. billie is pissed. i'm pretty sure her head might explode and i soooooo want to see that so i'm going to be extra annoying. i didn't think that was possible and i bet she didn't either. she's in for one big fucking surprise.

she was bitching at quentin bcos she ran the crappy ass magical pentacle site and wants this one too. but he's leaving it with me. "for now" he says. i think he wants to incorporate both stores until one brand which is stupid but w/e. for now, this baby's mine.

it's halloween. guess i should give you guys something magical and halloweeny to do, right? how about an awesome store discount? free tarot card reading and 20% off a reconciliation spell? sounds awesome, right?

here's how you can get it:

ok. first you need to find a witch. one with long fake red hair. do i mean "fake red" or "fake hair that is red"? idk. could be either--i haven't figured that out yet. but the witch's hair has to be a ridiculous shade of red and it has to be long. kind of stringy. she wears stupid renaissance (i love firefox spell check bcos i can't spell that word on my own) type clothes constantly and has gawdy press-on nails.

of course i don't have any real witch in mind and i'm sure you won't find one who looks like this working in an occult store in kensington market or anything.

ok found your witch? then you have to lay a trick for her. my suggestion: hot foot her out of town. buy or make your own (snake skin, red pepper, sulfur, graveyard dirt...you know the drill).

if you do this and the witch leaves town i PROMISE i'll give you an awesome discount and free reading.

-briar

ps. i miss lil.