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we've been getting lots of blog hits from people looking for the ingredients for goofer dust. what does miss briar malik use?

here's my recipe:

- graveyard dirt
- sulphur
- snakeskin
- dead bugs
- black pepper
- salt

grind all that up with your mortar pestle. voila: goofer dust.

lots of schools of thought on what graveyard dirt to use. maybe that can be another post. and for dead bugs, i figure the grosser the better.

there you go. easy to make. watch how you use it--it's best to use on slutty girls who steal boyfriends and almost-boyfriends. not that i have anyone in mind or anything, tho.

if we ever get the online shop up and running, maybe we'll sell some.

question came through twitter a week ago from this really annoying girl. usually i ignore annoying people but it was a good question.

Hey @briarhoodoo can you make DON'T Follow Me Boy Oil? Is there something like that? I have a boy I'd like to get rid of.

one of the problems with follow me boy oil is that...well, boys follow you. use it wisely or you'll end up with stalkers. I KNOW THIS. so how about a spell to get rid of stalkers?

this, i shall ponder and get back to you.

how about you, rooties? how would use you use hoodoo to get rid of a boy you don't like?

i got in trouble for that last post. plz don't actually follow billie around and throw hot foot powder at her. it'll just lead to both of us getting an "an it harm none" bullshit lecture.

i really miss lil.

since i was the one running the site, madam curio never kept up with the log in information and basically handed it over to me. so i'm keeping it up. billie is pissed. i'm pretty sure her head might explode and i soooooo want to see that so i'm going to be extra annoying. i didn't think that was possible and i bet she didn't either. she's in for one big fucking surprise.

she was bitching at quentin bcos she ran the crappy ass magical pentacle site and wants this one too. but he's leaving it with me. "for now" he says. i think he wants to incorporate both stores until one brand which is stupid but w/e. for now, this baby's mine.

it's halloween. guess i should give you guys something magical and halloweeny to do, right? how about an awesome store discount? free tarot card reading and 20% off a reconciliation spell? sounds awesome, right?

here's how you can get it:

ok. first you need to find a witch. one with long fake red hair. do i mean "fake red" or "fake hair that is red"? idk. could be either--i haven't figured that out yet. but the witch's hair has to be a ridiculous shade of red and it has to be long. kind of stringy. she wears stupid renaissance (i love firefox spell check bcos i can't spell that word on my own) type clothes constantly and has gawdy press-on nails.

of course i don't have any real witch in mind and i'm sure you won't find one who looks like this working in an occult store in kensington market or anything.

ok found your witch? then you have to lay a trick for her. my suggestion: hot foot her out of town. buy or make your own (snake skin, red pepper, sulfur, graveyard dirt...you know the drill).

if you do this and the witch leaves town i PROMISE i'll give you an awesome discount and free reading.

-briar

ps. i miss lil.