Shhh... Don't tell anyone, but I'm not sure what I'm doing here. I'm a little concerned that one of my fellow Evil Writers is going to figure out that I'm not evil at all and kick me out of the cool kids club. I'm not sure how I got here, but I have to say, I feel pretty lucky that I am here.
Let me tell you a little something about our Evil Writers... it's a secret, though, so keep it under your hat.