I am not a clean freak. Hell, I'm not even a neat freak. I was the kid who got grounded, not for sneaking out or drugs or bad grades. I got grounded for having a messy room. (Grounded until I cleaned it to my mother's specifications, which if not met, occasionally involved her coming in, throwing everything out of my dresser and closet, and saying "Now clean it right.")
I'm sure it provides her no end of glee that I also have messy kids. Whatever.Read more