I am not a clean freak. Hell, I'm not even a neat freak. I was the kid who got grounded, not for sneaking out or drugs or bad grades. I got grounded for having a messy room. (Grounded until I cleaned it to my mother's specifications, which if not met, occasionally involved her coming in, throwing everything out of my dresser and closet, and saying "Now clean it right.")
I'm sure it provides her no end of glee that I also have messy kids. Whatever.Read more
To those easily offended, please take a walk. This may contain more profanity than usual. This will hurt your preshus feelings. It may also cause harm to your self esteem. Snoflakes (sp) beware.
I'm going to speak now as an editor, writer, and reader.
Writers: Take some motherfucking responsibility for your work.Read more
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